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  1. Hey big man big boy papa my man! You look Mexican are you my last wife, she was Mexican't clean my fucking house so I kicked on the porch in Siberia where she found an alien made out of all my TV dinner scraps that I didn't want anymore she then went, that whore, to tell people it was an alien so she shot our neighbors dog and rode the horse out here to make a skull and long story short she is now worth about as much as a big mac in Russia which if you didn't know is hard to come by like my penis has been with this cold weather and my wifes induced erectile dysfunction speaking of tile the tiles in my shower are moldy and I showed my manger who promptly told me to eat his chode and that this was "false imprisonment" whatever that mean no help comes in Siberia anyway my wife had to cut open the horse to live in because I would not take her back but I did take her outback like the steakhouse and gave here a 5.56 style divorce I then put the body into the hot tub for a nice slow cooked stew I could share with my manger but my manger now has a hell of a cough because not only have I been feeding him the alien body he has grown a third kidney on the inside of his leg which I'm trying to grow like a plant with hydroponic lights I keep to make the green stick stick ganga aren't doing the trick like my wife was yeah I get it don't date hookers but I kinda liked it when her pimp would beat her and I'd be doing a bit of beating on my own in the closet watching them. Big Jay out stay cool

    -Big H.
    bigh_iscool@aol.com

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